"Look here，Henry，you alarm me.Didn't I tell you the whole story on the way here？" "You？" "Yes ，I." "I'll be hanged if I heard a word of it." "Henry，this is a serious thing.It troubles me.What did you take up yonder at the minister's？" Then it all flashed on me，and I owned up like a man. "I took the dearest girl in this world-prisoner!" So then he came with a rush，and we shook，and shook，and shook till our hands ached; and he didn't blame me for not having heard a word of a story which had lasted while we walked three miles.He just sat down then，like the patient，good fellow he was，and told it all over again.Synopsized，it amounted to this： He had come to England with what he thought was a grand opportunity; he had an " option" to sell the Gould and Curry Extension for the"I ocators" of it，and keep all he could get over a million dollars.He had worked hard，had pulled every wire he knew of，had left no honest expedientuntried，had spent nearly all the money he had in the world，had notbeen able to get a solitary capitalist to listen to him，and his option would run out at the end of the month.In a word，he was ruined.Then he jumped up and cried out： "Henry，you can save me! You can save me，and you're the only man in the universe that can.Will you do it？ Won't you do it？" " Tell me how.Speak out，my boy." "Give me a million and my passage home for my 'option' I Don't，don't refuse!" I was in a kind of agony.I was right on the point of coming out with the words，"Lloyd，I'm a pauper myself-absolutely penniless，and in debt! " But a white-hot idea came flaming through my head，and I gripped my jaws together，and calmed myself down till I was as cold as acapitalist.Then I said，in a commercial and self-possessed way："I will save you，Lloyd" "Then I'm already saved! God be merciful to you forever! I fever!" "Let me finish，Lloyd.I will save you，but not in that way; for that would not be fair to you，after your hard work，and the risks you've run.I don't need to buy mines; I can keep my capital moving，macommercial center like London，without that; it's what I'm at，all the time; but here is what I'll do.I know all about that mine，of course，I know its immense value，and can swear to it if anybody wishes it.You shall sell out inside of the fortnight for three millionscash，using my name freely，and we'll divide，share and share alike." Do you know，he would have danced the furniture to kindling-wood in his insane joy，and broken everything on the place，f' I hadn'ttripped him up and tied him. Then he lay there，perfectly happy，saying： "I may use your namel Your name-think of it Man，they'll flock in droves，these rich Londoners; they'll fight for that stock! I'm a made man，I'm a made man forever，and I'll never forget you aslong as I live" In less than twenty-four hours London was abuzz! I hadn't anything to do，day after day，but sit at home，and say to all comers："Yes; I told him to refer to me.I know the man，and I know the mine.His character is above reproach，and the mine is worth far more than he asks for it." Meantime I spent all my evenings at the minister's with Portia.I didn't say a word to her about the mine; I saved it for a surprise.Wetalked salary; never anything but salary and love，sometimes love，sometimes salary，sometimes love and salary together.And my!the interest the minister's wife and daughter took in our little afiair，and the endless ingenuities they invented to save us from interruption，and to keep the minister in the dark and unsuspicious-well，it was just lovely of them ! When the month was up at last，l had a million dollars to my credit in the London and County Bank，and Hastings was fixed in the same way.Dressed at my level best，l drove by the house in Portland Place，judged by the look of things that my birds were home again，went on towards the minister's and got my precious，and we started back，talking salary with all our might.She was so excited and anxious that it made her just intolerably beautiful.I said： " Dearie，the way you're looking it's a crime to strike for a salary a single penny under three thousand a year." "Henry，Henry，you'll ruin usl" "Don't you be afraid.Just keep up those looks，and trust to me. It'll all come out right." So，as it turned out，l had to keep bolstering up her courage aU the way.She kept pleading with me，and saying：" Oh，please remember that ifwe ask for too much we may get no salary at all，and then what will become of us，with no way in the world to earn our living?" We were ushered in by that same servant，and there they were，the two old gentlemen.Of course，they were surprised to see that wonderful creature with me，but I said："It's all right，gentlemen; she is my future stay and helpmate." And I introduced them to her，and called them by name.It didn't surprise them; they knew I would know enough to consult the directory.They seated us，and were very polite to me，and very soLicitous to relieve her from embarrassment，and put her as much at her ease as they could.Then I said： " Gentlemen，l am ready to report." "We are glad to hear it，"said my man，"for now we can decide the bet which my brother Abel and I made.If you have won for me，you shall have any situation in my gift.Have you the million-pound note ? " " Here it is，sir，" and I handed it to him. "I've won!" he shouted，and slapped Abel on the back." Now what do you say，brother?" "I say he did survive，and I've lost twenty thousand pounds.I never would have believed it." "I've a further report to make，"I said，" and a pretty long one.I want you to let me come soon，and detail my whole month's history;and I promise you it's worth hearing.Meantime，take a look at that." "What，man! Certificate of deposit for 200，000.Is it yours?" "Mine.I earned it by thirty days' judicious use of that little loan you let me have.And the only use I made ofit was to buy trifles and offer the bill in change." " Come，this is astonishing! It's incredible，man ! " " Never mind，I'll prove it.Don't take my word unsupported." But now Portia's turn was come to be surprised.Her eyes were spread wide，and she said："Henry，is that really your money? Have you been fibbing tome?" "I have，indeed，dearie.But you'll forgive me，I know." She put up an arch pout，and said："Don't you be so sure.You are a naughty thing to deceive me so !" "Oh，you'll get over it，sweetheart，you'll get over it; it was only fun，you know.Come，let's be going." ……
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美国小说是从马克·吐温开始的。
——海明威
我喜欢马克·吐温——谁会不喜欢他呢？即使是上帝，亦会钟爱他，赋予其智慧，并于其心灵里绘画出一道爱与信仰的彩虹。
——海伦·凯勒