谁在开巴士？
发生了一起严重的公交车事故，不幸的是，车上除了一只猴子，无一幸免，而且没有目击者。警察欲做进一步调查，可是毫无结果。最后，他们决定审问这只猴子。猴子似乎可以用手势来回答问题。于是，警察开始问猴子问题。
警长问：“乘客当时在公交车上做什么？”
猴子不满地摇晃着脑袋开始手舞足蹈起来，意思是乘客在跳舞，玩得很开心。
警长又问：“那好，他们还做什么？”
猴子把它的手放到嘴边做出手握瓶子的样子。
警长说：“哦，他们在喝酒，是吗？”警长接着问：“那好，他们还做别的事吗？”
猴子点点头，反复蠕动着嘴，意思是他们在说话。
警长失去了耐心。“如果他们都玩得那么开心，那谁在开这辆该死的巴士？”
猴子开心地向两侧挥舞着胳膊，好像握着汽车的方向盘。
Parking
Yesterday I was at the local Wal-Mart. Now I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out， there he was - a damn Motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket ...
So， I went to him and said： “Come on Buddy， how about giving a guy a break?”
He simply ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
So， I called him a pencil necked Nazi.
He then glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires !
So， I called him a sorry excuse for a human being. He then finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started to write a third ticket!
This went on for about 25 minutes ... the more I abused and hurled insults at him， the more tickets he wrote ...
But hey， I didn't give a damn.
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