1.别在刮风时倒垃圾
①在我没拿来扫帚前，垃圾是不会逃跑的。
②垃圾啊，你可得听话，扎好堆，我马上送走你。
③这就送你出去。
④唔……
⑤别在刮风时倒垃圾——这可是名言，而且是我——阿达姆松说的。
1 Never dump the garbage when the wind blows
① The garbage won’t run away before I fetch a broom
② Garbage, please be a dear and stay together. I will take you out right away.
③ You are on your way out now.
④ Oh…
⑤ Never dump the garbage when the wind blows--This is a well-known saying and it is said by me--Adamson.
2.新把戏
①过来，小东西。咱们今天得玩个新把戏。
②哈哈，盖帽了吧？！
2. New trick
① Come over, you little thing. Let’s play a new trick today.
② Hah, you are really shocked, aren’t you?
3.帽子满天飞
①真是风云突变，还好我早有防备，带着伞出来的。
②帽子，帽子，满天飞。
③雨伞怎么越来越重？
④原来如此！我似乎可以开一个帽子店。
3. Hats are flying everywhere
① What a sudden change the weather has! Lucky for me, I take precautions against this bad weather by bringing the umbrella.
② Hat, hat, they are flying everywhere.
③ Why the umbrella is getting heavier and heavier?
④ Oh, so it is! I could even open a hat shop with those hats.
4.何处觅知音
①音乐是最美妙的艺术，我不能没有它。
②我又烦着你了吗？不懂音乐的家伙。
③此处不留我，自有留我处。
④那些人不懂我的音乐，觉得我拉得不好。
⑤哎，何处才能遇到知音啊？
4. Where to find my dearest friend?
① Music is the most beautiful art in this world and I can’t live without it.
② Am I annoying you again? You, you have no ear for music.
③ If this place doesn’t want me, I’m sure I’ll find my place.
④ Those people don’t understand my music and they think that I’m bad at it.
⑤ Alas! Where to find my dearest friend?
5.有看头
①还是《体育报》有看头。
②你们这些人，就不能自己去买一份来看吗？
③我倒着看，看你们怎样占便宜！
④天啦！果然有看头。
5. Something fun to watch
① Sports Newspaper is so much funnier to watch.
② You people, can’t you buy a copy yourselves?
③ I look at it upside down. Let’s see how you are gonna take advantage of me.
④ Oh, god! This is really fun to watch.
6.别发火
①这家伙后腿真壮实，全是力气。
②这样你还有力气吗？
③嘿嘿，这下没劲儿了吧。
④亲爱的，别发火！痛呀！
6. Don't be nasty
① This guy has very sturdy hind legs. It gets real physical strength.
② Will you still have strength now?
③ Aha, you are strengthless, aren’t you?
④ Dear, don't be nasty. You hurt me.
7.虚惊一场
①别开枪，我举手投降了。
②钱包给你。别开枪。
③你还不把枪放下，我没有任何值钱的东西了。
④不行了，我腿都麻了，别杀我啊。
⑤这么长时间了，你到底要怎样啊？
⑥原来是假枪……
7. A false alarm
① Don't shoot, I raised my hands already.
② Here, take my wallet. Hold your fire please.
③ Why are you still holding your gun? I have nothing of value left.
④ Oh, god, my legs went numb. Please don't kill me.
⑤ It has been so long, what on earth do you want?
⑥ Ah, it was a fake gun...
8.摩擦取火
①想抽枝烟。
②竟然没带火机。
③喂，小猫，带火了吗？
④哪里跑，你身上肯定有火！
⑤哈哈，这就是摩擦取火。
⑥谢谢你的火。
8. Rubbing to build a fire.
① I want to have a smoke.
②How come I didn’t bring my lighter.
③Hey, little cat, have you got any “fire”?
④ Where are you going? You must have got “fire” on you.
⑤ Ha! Ha! This is how to build a fire by rubbing.
⑥Cat, thanks for your help.
9.安全措施
①帽子上这针也太长了，戳到人可不是好玩儿的。
②得想个办法消除安全隐患。
③这一安全措施不错，它不会伤到人了。
④真是好办法，我该歇会儿了。
9. Safety measures
① Wow, this lady has got a really long needle on her hat and it will be no fun if someone is stabbed by it.
② I have to think of a way to remove that hidden danger.
③This is such a good safety measure and it won't hurt anyone.
④ Great idea. Now I could finally have a rest.
10.熊滚雪球
①可恶的熊瞎子，你看见什么了吧？
②哈，下去吧你！
③慢慢滚着雪球下山吧，你这次是中计了！
④哇哈，都省得装进冰箱了。
10. Bear rolls snowball.
① Evil bear, what did you see?
② Hah! You go down the hill, go!
③ Go down the hill slowly by rolling the snowball. This time you fall into my trap.
④ Whoa, now I don't even need to put him into the fridge.
11.吸烟有害健康
①阿达姆松，你该戒烟了。
②吸引有害健康，我对你说过多少回了！
③我知道了，你没见我把烟都丢了吗？
④可是，这枝烟还剩那么长没抽，太可惜了……
⑤别拉着我，我再抽最后一口。
11. Smoking is harmful to health.
① Adamson, you should quit smoking.
② Smoking is harmful to health. How many times have I told you?
③ I know, don't you see that I already throw away my cigarette?
④ But, this cigarette still got a long bit hasn't been smoked. It is such a pity……
⑤ Don't stop me, let me take another drag.
12.愿使岁月静好
①别吵！没见我烦着吗？
②不能再吵了，天黑了，你该睡觉了。
③清静多好。
④怎么又来了！真受不了这人的破嗓音。
⑤不能再吵了，天黑了，你也该睡觉了。
⑥终于清静了。
12. May life tranquil and beautiful
① Quiet! Don't you see I'm pissed now?
② Shut up. It is getting dark and you should go to sleep.
③ It is so good to have some peace.
④ How come you do this to me again? I can't take this annoying noise any more.
⑤ You need to stop. It is getting late and you have to sleep.
⑥ Finally, it is quiet now.
13.酒和烟
①品酒是人生的一大乐趣。
②好像有人在叫我少喝酒？是天使吗？
③嗯……那我听你的。
④你不让我喝酒了，我就抽烟。
13. Drinking and Smoking
① Wine-tasting is one of the pleasures of life.
② I thought I heard someone asking me to cut down drinking. Is that an angel?
③ Well, I will do what you say.
④ You ask me to cut down drinking, okay then I will start smoking.
14.你说我像狗？
①过来，小狗，我要给你个好东西。
②哈哈，让你戴上阿达姆松的帽子，再来支雪茄。
③阿达姆松，你看，它像你吗？
④什么？你说我像狗！
14.You say I’m like a dog？
① Come over, little puppy. I got a good thing for you.
② Ha, ha, put on this Adamson’s hat and take this cigar.
③ Adamson, look, does him look like you?
④ What? You say I am like a dog?
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——漫画家汪子美