St Peter’S Question圣彼得的问题
Three men,a doctor, an accountant and a lawyer are dead and they appear in front of St.Peter.St.Peter tells them that they have to answer one question in order to get to heaven. He looks at the doctor and asks,“There was a movie that WaS made about a ship that sank after hiring an iceberg,what was its name?”The doctor answers,“The Titanic.”and he is sent through.He then looks at the accountant and say,“How many people died in that ship?”Fortunately, the accountant had just watched the movie and he answers,“l,500!”St. Peter sends him through and then finally thins to the lawyer and commands,in a very heavy voice,“Name them!”
有三个人死了,分别是一名医生、一名会计和一名律师。他们来到了圣彼得面前。圣彼得对他们说,如果他们想进入天堂,就得每人回答一个问题。圣彼得看着医生开始发问“以前电影院放过一部电影,说的是一艘船撞击冰山后沉没了,电影的名字是什么?”医生回答:“《泰坦尼克号》。”医生随即被允许进入天堂。然后圣彼得看着会计说:“船上有多少人遇难?”会计很走运,因为他刚看过这部电影,便回答道:“1500人遇难。”圣彼得把会计也放进天堂了。最后,圣彼得转过身,看着律师,非常严肃地用命令的口吻问道“把他们的的名字都说出来!”
Three Doctors at the Door of Heaven三位医生在天堂门口
Three doctors arrived in heaven.St.Peter asked them why they should be let into heaven.The first doctor said,"Because 1 won the Nobel Peace Prize for my work.”St.Peter let him in.The second doctor said,“I haven‘t won any prizes,but Ive startedflee clinics and helped those in need for free.”St.Peter let him in.The third doctor said,”I‘m responsible for all the hospitals across the United States.”St.Peter thought about it for a minute and said,“OK,Ill let you in,but you will be responsible for yoursafety!”
三位医生到了天堂。圣彼得问他们,为什么他们能进入天堂。第一个医生回答:“因为我获得过诺贝尔和平奖”。圣彼得让他进入了天堂。第二个医生回答:“我没得过什么奖,但我开设过免费门诊,免费治病。”圣彼得让他进了天堂。第三个医生回答:“我负责管理美国所有的医院。”圣彼得思考了一分钟,说:“好吧,我让你进去,但你要为自己的安全负责!”
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